Saturday, March 8, 2014

Game of Thrones: Season 3 (TV Review)

Today, I review the latest season of HBO's fantastic and cinematic series Game of Thrones. With the fourth season approaching (April 6, I've marked the date), I had time to re-watch some episodes of the dark and shocking third season that left many fans traumatized and very upset by it's final episode. It's not that it was disappointing, far from it, it's just that this has to be the craziest, bloodiest, and most unpredictable season of the series so far, and that's saying something. It had a slow build, but those last few episodes, they made the season great. It also continued the GOT tradition of having the ninth episode be the season's incredible climax, and this was the most jaw-dropping of them all.
(WARNING: Spoilers for season two below.)

Game of Thrones, Season Three:
The War of the Five Kings rages on. After the disastrous Battle of Blackwater Bay, Stannis Baratheon has retreated to his fortress of Dragonstone with his red priestess Melisandre, and his colleague Davos Seaworth soon follows. Renly Baratheon has been killed, and now his forces, including the Tyrells, have shifted their allegiances not to Stannis, but to (shockingly) King Joffrey in King's Landing. Margaery Tyrell is now betrothed to Joffrey, and Cersei fears the Tyrells may be getting a little too comfortable in King's Landing. Theon Greyjoy's forces betrayed him, and now he is being held and inhumanely tortured by a mysterious sadist in a dark dungeon. House Greyjoy has also been busy wreaking havoc across the North while Robb Stark's forces march South towards the Riverlands. Robb Stark must deal with the repercussions of marrying Talisa for love, thus breaking his betrothal vow to the powerful House Frey, and severing their alliance. Catelyn Stark also must deal with some backlash, as Robb holds her as prisoner for letting go their most valuable prisoner: Jaime Lannister. Brienne of Tarth, fulfilling a promise she made to Catelyn, now must escort the nearly unrecognizable Kingslayer back to King's Landing, while avoiding bounty hunters and killers who wish to take Jaime's head back to Robb for a reward. Daenerys continues to raise her army in the continent of Essos, and begins to liberate the people of slave trade cities across the coast. Her dragons continue to grow, becoming more valuable but also more dangerous by the day. Jon Snow, now having been captured by wildlings, must join them and follow their new leader: the "King-Beyond-the-Wall" Mance Rayder, an ex-Night's Watch brother who leads the wildlings South to invade Westeros. Jon is torn between his loyalties to his lover and friend Ygritte, a wilding woman, and his duties to the Night's Watch. But a bigger threat is looming: White Walkers are returning in droves, and their army of wights (super-strong and endurable zombies which only can be killed by fire) follows close behind, there's little hope for Westeros once they arrive at the Wall. The War of the Five Kings may be the focus of many characters' attentions, but the real war hasn't even begun.
      Of course, I can't talk about this season without discussing the huge cast of characters. First, House Stark: The numbers of the this pack, initially the heart of the show, are dwindling, and they've been separated and spread out so far throughout the Seven Kingdoms, they're barely even a house any more. Richard Madden reprises his role as the heroic Robb Stark. This season, due to the stress of the war, Robb is a little more harsh and stern. However, he's still the same strong military leader that we've come to know and love. You really root for him this season, as he's in a bit of a precarious situation as of this time, losing a lot of his soldiers day by day, but you want him to succeed because you want to see him get vengeance on Joffrey and the Lannisters for killing his bad-ass dad Ned Stark. Catelyn Stark, played by Michelle Fairley, is a little more unraveled this time around. She's incredibly stressed because her son distrusts her, she has no idea what's happening with her daughter in King's Landing, she thinks her two sons Bran and Rickon are dead, and she feels like she's caused all this to befall her family as bad karma for something she did in the past (she reveals in a touching and revealing conversation with Talisa that she always felt bad for hating on Jon Snow, and not accepting him and loving him like her own, even though it's not his fault he's a bastard son). This makes us relate to her more and want her to succeed and set the wrong things right. Jon Snow, portrayed by Kit Harington, is also in a tough position this season. He is very torn about his loyalties, as he could live a pleasant life with his wildling girlfriend Ygritte, as they really love each other and have great chemistry, but he also feels obligated to return to his Night's Watch brothers. He also must not reveal he feels at al torn about loyalties, or his new wildling friends may have to kill him. Arya Stark played by Maisie Williams, proves herself to be even more tough and brave than I previously thought. She's able to speak her mind openly and isn't afraid to stand up to people who are far more powerful and more dangerous than she is. She also continues to add names to her already lengthy revenge list, and I can't wait to see her just go to town on the people who have wronged her and her family. Sansa Stark, portrayed by Sophie Turner, is still annoying oblivious to the events around her and it's irritating how easily she's manipulated by people. However, you can't help but feel bad for her, as Joffrey (and others) continues to torment her during her captivity at King's Landing, and she's constantly let down and manipulated by people around her, her life is just a mess right now. Isaac Hempstead-Wright returns as Bran, who is going through kind of a spiritual change in this season, as he discovers he may have an amazing power. He's really maturing as a character, and a character who I once found annoying I now look forward to seeing progress in his story. Rickon Stark, played by Art Parkinson, is a sweet and free-spirited child, one of the few characters that's truly innocent. Natalia Tena and Kristian Nairn portray Osha and Hodor, respectively, Bran's companions and personal servants who accompany him and Rickon as they hide in the countryside from enemy soldiers and other dangerous foes. Brienne of Tarth, played by Gwendoline Christie, is still stuck escorting Jaime Lannister across the countryside, still sticking by the promise she made to Catelyn. She must be on her toes at all times, seeing as Jaime is one of the most dangerous men in Westeros. We learn a little more about her, and see her more compassionate side, and all see her get more defensive when Jaime insults and belittles her. Jojen and Meera Reed, portrayed by Thomas Brodie-Sangster and Ellie Kendrick, respectively, are a mysterious brother-sister duo who accompany Bran and his group as they travel around the countryside. Jojen begins to teach Bran about new ideas and helps Bran find new powers within himself, suggesting Jojen is wise beyond his years. Meera is a strong tomboyish type, with hunting skills and a high intellect for her age. They are shown as close siblings (though not in the way Cersei and Jaime are), and are able to survive on their own in a world as cruel and dangerous as Westeros is, which is pretty damn impressive. John Stahl guest-stars as Lord Rickard Karstark, a loyal bannerman of House Stark who joins Robb Stark's fight against the Lannisters, especially after Jaime Lannister murdered his son.
      Now for House Baratheon, first, the Dragonstone faction: Stannis Baratheon, once again portrayed by Stephen Dillane, is shown to be a little more compassionate this time around, especially when it comes to his daughter and family in general, but he's still kind of a cold-hearted asshole when it comes to pretty much anything else, especially matters concerning the Iron Throne and how to get to it. He's a little too gullible, though, I feel like Melisandre has him wrapped around her finger and has accomplished that way too easily. Stannis doesn't seem like the kind of guy who just succumbs to an entire new religion and ideology, and basically doesn't do anything without consulting some woman he's known for like a year, no matter how badly he wants the crown. Davos Seaworth, aka "The Onion Knight", played by Liam Cunningham, is now Stannis' least-trusted friend. Trying to always do the honorable thing, Davos is constantly contradicting Stannis and his beloved Melisandre, and disobeys them at every turn. I fear that he may be trying his luck a little too much. What makes his character even more tragic is that literally no one trusts him, and he has now lost his son Matthos is Stannis and Melisandre's desperate quest for the throne (Matthos was killed during the Battle of Blackwater Bay). Melisandre, aka "The Red Woman", portrayed by Carice van Houten, is still as creepy and manipulative as before, now even more so after the Blackwater Bay catastrophe. She is constantly whispering nonsense in Stannis' ear, which she herself believes, being a delusional religious zealot. She just gets under my skin, and I actually kind of want to see her kick the bucket in the next season or so. Salladhor Saan, played by guest-star Lucian Msamati, makes a reappearance in the season premiere after surviving the Blackwater Bay Battle, still sticking by his old friend Davos. Stannis' queen Selsye, portrayed by guest-actress Tara Fitzgerald, a delusional woman who also believes in Melisandre's "Lord of Light", appears in the episode "Kissed by Fire". Kerry Ingram appears as Stannis' sweet and innocent daughter Shireen, who is close with her father and Ser Davos, and likes to read, and must stay indoors constantly because Stannis fears many will be repulsed by her appearance (as a young child she suffered from a rare skin condition which now leaves permanent scale-like scars on the side of her face).
     Now onto the King's Landing faction; now that the Highgarden faction has been disbanded and many of those followers have moved over to this faction, I won't count it any longer (Side note: If you've paid attention to the show at all, you can basically see that the King Landing's faction is now just an unconvincing cover for House Lannister): King Joffrey "Baratheon" (he's really just a Lannister), played by Jack Gleeson, continues to cement his status as one of the most despicable and pathetic little shitheads ever portrayed by any actor in any art form (stage, screen, etc.) He's just the worst. He continually proves himself as not only a poor ruler, but one of the worst kings in the history of Westeros, and what makes it even more awful: he shouldn't even be on the throne, seeing as how he has no claim to it (which even he is unaware of). He also continually shows himself to be sadistic, detestable, malicious, and disgustingly violent, I mean he just relishes and savors every moment he gets to inflict pain and suffering on others, and gleefully ruins the lives of his subjects and his "loved ones". He's also a whiny, cowardly, weak little bitch, who fled the Battle of Blackwater Bay before it even really began, after bragging about how he would fight off the hordes himself, and of course he took all the credit away from Tyrion and Tywin, you know, the people who won the battle for him! God, he's such a piece of shit that I can't wait for someone (possibly Arya or Sansa) to hack off his head and stick it on a pike or something. Again, nothing against Jack Gleeson, I've seen interviews with him and he seems like a perfectly nice guy and from what I've heard from watching interviews with the cast he's awesome to work with. In fact, the contrast between Jack and Joffrey is probably a testament to his acting abilities. Queen Regent Cersei Lannister-Baratheon, portrayed by Lena Headey, is still, like I've said many times, a selfish, manipulative, crazy bitch. She's barely clinging onto her power, and feels threatened by the sudden and noticeable presence of the powerful Tyrell family in King's Landing. Margaery Tyrell, played by Natalie Dormer, is now betrothed to Joffrey, and begins to seduce and manipulate him using small sexual advances and subtly playing to his more morbid and sadistic side, among other things. Cersei feels threatened by her presence, as she sort of causes a rift between Cersei and Joffrey. Lady Olenna Tyrell, also known as the "Queen of Thorns", portrayed by Dame Diana Rigg, is one of the best new characters this season. Every scene she's in is awesome. Rigg is an experience actress, and she really breathes life into this role. She's highly intelligent, sarcastic, a bit cynical, and the proud matriarch of the Tyrell clan. Ser Loras Tyrell, aka "the Knight of the Flowers", played by Finn Jones, is now in the service of the Baratheons of King's Landing (really just the Lannisters), and is one of the best knights in the land of Westeros. He is still a bit dumb compared to his sister and grandmother, but is actually a pretty cool supporting character, who is still slightly sad after the death of his lover and friend Renly Baratheon. Ser Meryn Trant, portrayed by Ian Beattie, continues to prove himself a loyal knight, which isn't a good thing when your master is King Joffrey. He's not at all valiant or noble like a knight should be, he's one of those "just following orders" types, despite the fact that the orders he carries out are unnecessarily violent and/or cruel. Julian Glover guest-stars once more as the elderly Grand Maester Pycelle, the corrupt, but loyal religious advisor in King's Landing. He's just an unlikeable, weaselly little asshole.
    Onto the King's Small Council: Lord Petyr Baelish ("Littlefinger"), played by Aidan Gillen, continues being a devious and masterful manipulator of politics. He shows how ruthless he can be in this season, one moment in the sixth episode in particular sticks out. I despise the character, but much like Joffrey, he's a fascinating character to watch work, so I always enjoy the scenes he's in. Lord Varys ("The Spider"), portrayed by Conleth Hill, is yet another master manipulator and all-around great character. The more light-hearted of the two, he respects Littlefinger, but also deeply fears him, as Littlefinger is the more dangerous of the duo. The scenes and conversations they share are some of the best moments of the season, and show how excellent these two actors are at breathing life into their characters. Varys also gets some sweet revenge in one episode, which is unsettling to watch, but when you think it through, you kind of side with Varys. Esme Bianco appears as the recurring character Ros, a prostitute in Littlefinger's brothel and one of his employees who deals with his personal matters. She is also working as Varys' informant, something that puts her at risk, and could end her life if Littlefinger found her out. Will Tudor has a minor role as Olyver, a spy and prostitute who is employed by Littlefinger. A smart and savvy man, he also specializes in homosexual clients.
    Now for House Lannister: Tyrion Lannister, played by the great Peter Dinklage, is in a spot of trouble this season. After an attempt on his life by a knight, he has a scar across his face, and he's a bit paranoid, and believes someone is plotting against him in King's Landing, and he may well be right. Now that he's no longer Hand of the King, and all of his allies (save for Bronn and Shae) were paid to leave by Lord Tywin, he has little power or influence in the King's Small Council. Dinklage really owns the role, and shows a more serious side to Tyrion, one that I was surprised by, considering that in season one he was more of a comical, light-hearted character, even though he was serious at times during that season, too.  Tywin Lannister, portrayed by Charles Dance, is now Hand of the King, and a powerful figure in King's Landing once more. Tywin continues to prove himself a more villainous and cold character with each passing episode. Tywin's got this presence that makes every scene he's in feel tense and awkwardly still, because all the characters either respect or fear him, or both. He's such a powerful figure in Westeros that no one has the balls to stand up to him, which is probably a smart move on their part. Ser Jaime Lannister, the "Kingslayer", played by Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, shows us a lighter side this season. After being such a despicable and unlikeable piece of shit these past two seasons, it was a breath of fresh air to see him as more of a good guy this time around, albeit still violent and jaded. I commend the writers and Coster-Waldau for being able to pull off such a challenging character 180, taking a character I (and many other viewers) hated, and making us root for him and empathize with him. Ser Bronn, portrayed by Jerome Flynn, is still such a bad-ass. He's cool, collected, cynical, and a highly skilled assassin and fighter. Shae, played by Sibel Kekilli, is Tyrion's lover. She's a complex character, but is compassionate and takes care of Sansa while she's captive at King's Landing. Despite being a great character, her presence in King's Landing complicates matters and puts her and Tyrion's lives in danger. Podrick Payne, portrayed by guest-star Daniel Portman, is still serving as Tyrion's friendly squire, the one who saved Tyrion's life at the Blackwater Bay Battle, who discovers he has a knack for being an amazing lover. (Tyrion discovers this when he finds out prostitutes he bought as a reward for Podrick enjoyed him so much they gave him his money back.)
     Now for House Targaryen: Daenerys "Stormborn" Targaryen, played by Emilia Clarke, is continuing to be a strong leader for her people, and begins liberating slave trade cities to gather followers and make a good name for herself, aside from the fact that it's the just thing to do. Ser Jorah Mormont, portrayed by Iain Glen, is still a bad-ass warrior and loyal servant to Daenerys. Secretly he's infatuated with her, and therefore does everything in his power to make her happy and serve her well. Nathalie Emmanuel plays Missandei, who debuts early in the season. A slave girl and translator, Daenerys respects her and uses her as her personal assistant and advisor. She's an excellent and welcome new addition to the already vast and amazing cast. After an absence in season two, the disgraced Ser Barristan Selmy, portrayed by Ian McElhinney, returns after being abruptly and unfairly dismissed by King Joffrey after the arrest of Ned Stark. Respected by his peers (including Ned Stark and Jaime Lannister), he is a great knight who pledges allegiance to Daenerys after saving her life, and vows to help her retake her rightful place of the Iron Throne. Grey Worm, played by Jacob Anderson, is an Unsullied warrior (a member of Daenerys' newly acquired army), who is fiercely loyal to his khalisee and does everything to please and protect his new mistress. Daario Naharis, portrayed by Ed Skrein, is a new addition to Daenerys' entourage, a Tyroshi warrior who is a mercenary in the group "Second Sons". A stealthy and highly-skilled killer, he's a useful new character.
    Now for House Tully: Lord Edmure Tully, played by Tobias Menzies, is Catelyn's little brother. The black sheep of the Tully clan, he's constantly trying to prove himself, but constantly gets in over his head. Although his family loves him, there's plenty of moments where they face-palm because of the time when Edmure fucks up a simple task. Ser Brynden "Blackfish" Tully, portrayed by Clive Russell, is Catelyn and Edmure's uncle, and a great soldier. He's strong, gruff, and protective of his family, especially Catelyn.
    Onto House Bolton: Lord Roose Bolton, played by Michael McElhatton, is a close ally of Robb Stark's and his lieutenant. He's sent his bastard son to capture Theon. Locke, portrayed by guest-star Noah Taylor, is a cruel and violent mercenary in the employ of House Bolton who unapologetically maims and torments Jaime Lannister, and threatens and assaults Brienne. Steelshanks, played by Jamie Michie, is one of Locke's henchmen who helps him escort Jaime to Harrenhal, which is now one of the bases of House Bolton and House Stark after Ser Gregor abandoned it. Gary Lightbody, lead singer of the band Snow Patrol, makes a cameo in the third episode "Walk of Punishment", in which he portrays a Bolton soldier leading his colleagues in singing the popular Westerosi folk tune "The Bear and the Maiden Fair" while they ride down a forested road. Now onto House Frey: Walder Frey, portrayed by guest-star David Bradley, is still a disgusting, nasty-ass creep who secludes himself in his castle/fortress The Twins. His young, miserable wife Joyeuse Erenford, played by Kelly Long, also makes a reappearance in the latter half of the season. Coldplay drummer Will Champion makes a cameo as a drummer in Frey's services during a festive feast in the episode "The Rains of Castamere".
    Now for House Greyjoy: Theon Greyjoy, portrayed by Alfie Allen, is held captive by a mysterious stranger for the entire season. After his evil actions in season two, you might say he deserves it. However, I wouldn't wish the torture he undergoes upon my worst enemy, poor Theon goes through the wringer this time. What makes it more tragic is that he actually has a change of heart, saying it was the biggest mistake he ever made to betray the Starks, and that Balon may be his dad, but his "real father" was Ned Stark. It's a touching scene that makes you empathize with him, despite his many wrong-doings. His father and sister, Balon and Yara Greyjoy, played by Patrick Malahide and Gemma Whelan, respectively, appears in the season finale. His dad is still a bitter, miserable old bastard, whereas his sister Yara is still a bad-ass who is loyal to her younger brother.
    Onto the Night's Watch: Sam Tarly, portrayed by John Bradley, is still lovable and funny, and he's getting stronger, as he learns to defend himself against all sorts of threats. Lord Commander Jeor Mormont, played by James Cosmo, is still a great character, despite his role being slightly toned down. He's a wise and skilled warrior, and is one of the better and more noble Night's Watchmen. Rast, portrayed by Luke Barnes, is a violent and amoral Night's Watch brother who has been a thorn in Jon Snow's side since season one. Pypar, played by Josef Atlin, reappears in the final episode of the season, still residing at Castle Black. Grenn, portrayed by Mark Stanley, is on the scouting troupe with Jon Snow and Jeor Mormont, and has been friends with Jon, Sam, and Pypar since the first season. Maester Aemon Targaryen, played by Peter Vaughn, appears in the season finale at Castle Black. Eddison Tollett, portrayed by Ben Crompton, is a ranger on the Night's Watch who is an acquaintance of Sam. Burn Gorman (Torchwood, Pacific Rim, The Dark Knight Rises, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia) appears as Karl, an aggressive Night's Watch brother who is an ally of Rast.
    Now for the wildling clan: Ygritte, played by Rose Leslie, is trying to get closer to Jon Snow, and teach him to adapt to the wildling way of life. The casting of Ygritte was perfect, Leslie really pulls off the wild, tough girl role, and she and Kit Harington have great chemistry together. The episode "The Climb" also exhibits how strong their relationship is, as they must brave an hours-long, incredibly dangerous climb up a 700-foot ice wall. Tormund Giantsbane, portrayed by Kristofer Hivju, is a gruff, fierce wildling warrior and a lieutenant in Mance Rayder's army. Like Ygritte, he takes a liking to Jon Snow, but doesn't keep it a secret that if Jon tries to stab them in the back, he'll brutally slay him. Orell, played by Mackenzie Crook (The Office, Pirates of the Caribbean), is a warg (a telepath who can control a specific type of animal) and a wildling who is slimy and takes an immediate dislike, in fact, almost a hatred, for Jon Snow. He and Jon are at each other's throats the entire season, and every scene between them is intense, especially in the episodes "The Climb" and "The Rains of Castamere", the latter of which shows them finally confront one another. Mance Rayder, portrayed by Ciaran Hinds, is the leader of the wildlings and the King-Beyond-The-Wall. He's an ex-Night's Watch Ranger, and therefore a huge threat to the Seven Kingdoms. His plan is to climb over The Wall, and attack the poorly protected Castle Black, and then invade the North. He has a strong moral code, despite being a the leader of a pack of feral hunters and killers, and he takes a liking to the noble Jon Snow. Edward Dogliani returns as the fearsome Lord of Bones, a notorious raider who wears the bones of his enemies on his clothing, he appears in the season premiere.
     Now for the Brotherhood Without Banners (a group mentioned frequently in season two by Gregor Clegane's men): Thoros of Myr, played by Paul Kaye, is a Red Priest and a follower of the Lord of Light, the same religion Melisandre follows. He is a devout man, and is unshaken by any criticism of his beliefs. He and his friends are led by Lord Beric Dondarrion (last seen in "A Golden Crown" being sent on a mission by Ned Stark to take down Gregor Clegane), portrayed by Richard Dormer, another faithful man who is a skilled fighter and one of the founders of the Brotherhood. He has no fear of death, as he is technically immortal, and is physically scarred from his many run-ins with death. Anguy, played by Philip McGinley, is a skilled archer who is a good friend and close colleague of Beric and Thoros.
    Now for the Seconds Sons: Besides Daario Naharis, there are two other leaders of this mercenary group: Captain Mero, or the Titan's Bastard, portrayed by Mark Killeen, a Braavosi warrior who is rude to Daenerys, cunning, and violent; and Prendahl na Ghezn, played by Ramon Tikaram, a Ghiscari and a leader of the company, who is also rude and mean-spirited towards Daenerys.
     Finally, for the miscellaneous characters, or those with no true affiliation: Gendry, portrayed by Joe Dempsie, is now accompanying Arya and Hot Pie around the Riverlands, and decides to try and join up with the BWB after they come across them. He shows off his blacksmith skills with them, and is taken under their wing. Gendry is still tough and strong-willed, but he's shown to be a little more gullible and naïve this season, especially when it comes to dealing with a certain Red Priestess. Hot Pie, played by Ben Hawkey, is also still joining Arya on her quest to rejoin with her mother and brother in the Riverlands. Sandor "The Hound" Clegane, portrayed by Rory McCann, after abandoning his duties as Joffrey's bodyguard during the Battle of Blackwater Bay, is now a lone wolf travelling across the countryside, fending for himself. Although he's still a cold-blooded killer and a viscous fighter, he shows a more compassionate, almost fatherly side towards the latter half of the season, of course still maintaining his cold demeanor while doing it. Qyburn, played by Anton Lesser, is an ex-hostage of Gregor Clegane who resides at Harrenhal. An old experimental scientist and medicine man, he has a vast knowledge of medical practices and befriends Jaime Lannister and Brienne of Tarth during their stay there. Kraznys mo Nakloz, portrayed by Dan Hildebrand, is a cruel and incredible rude and vulgar slave trader whom Daenerys must deal with when buying her Unsullied warriors. He's powerful, corrupt, rich, and nefarious, but he gets his comeuppance, which is very satisfying to see. Robert Pugh reprises his role as Craster, the cruel, volatile, and incestuous wildling who runs a small village mostly populated by his miserable daughters. Hannah Murray once again appears as Gilly, Craster's innocent daughter and the object of Sam's affection, whom he frees from her horrible life under Craster's roof. She's sweet and lovable, much like Sam himself, and they make a great pairing. Ramsay Snow, played by Iwan Rheon (Misfits), is a cruel, gleefully sadistic, mentally unstable liar and the mysterious man who is tormenting poor Theon Greyjoy. It's not really a spoiler giving away his name, even though they don't reveal his name until the season finale, if you were closely paying attention to the latter episodes of season two, they do allude to the fact it might be him. However, I won't reveal which house he's allied with, you'll just have to wait and see fro yourself. What I will say is that Ramsay is definitely one of the most despicable, creepy, and inhumanely savage characters the series as seen thus far, on par with King Joffrey or Gregor Clegane. He's just so unsettling to watch, and every scene he's in is tense and terrifying, and you can't help but hold your breath when he shows up in Theon's cell, as you know something really awful is about to happen to the poor young Greyjoy. That's pretty much all the major, supporting, and minor characters in the third season. It always astounds me just how many characters are in this series.
   This season somehow was able to top the first two seasons as far as the dark tone goes. Although this season isn't quite as violent as the second season (in particular, not much comes close to the horrors of Harrenhal from the second half of the second season), it's the last two episodes (well, the ninth episode and opening scene of the tenth) that make this season the most disturbing and graphic of them all, as well as the most shocking season.
     As far as new locations go, there's not much. We revisit The Twins in the Riverlands, which is reminiscent of English and Irish castles from the medieval era, surrounded by foggy marshlands and rivers. We now go to the Slave Cities of Essos, which are very reminiscent of the Middle-East, Egypt, and in some cases India, very sandy, with lots of clear blue oceans, and a very tropical feel, with palm trees and a blazing sun. We get to see more of the lands Beyond-The-Wall, which are very cold, covered with snow, and it all looks very miserable and bleak. The title sequences now has some new features. Even though I'm aware it changes from episode-to-episode depending on what locations the episode takes place in, the major changes I'm discussing are the addition of Slaver's Bay and the new details done to Winterfell: it's got thick black smoke seeping from every orifice and opening, as it was raided and sacked in the finale of the previous season.
     The music this season is as incredible as in previous ones (props to Ramin Djawadi), and in particular I enjoyed the dark and moody piece "The Rains of Castamere". Although The National recorded a version for the second season's soundtrack, it's a bigger part of this season, obviously, as an episode was named after it; it even got chosen as the music to play over the Blu-ray menu. It tells the story of The Reynes of Castamare, one of the vassal houses of House Lannister. When the Reynes attempted to take over Casterly Rock, Tywin Lannister strategically killed off the entire family, including theirs heirs and children, and hung their bodies in front of Casterly Rock to rot over the summer, as an example of what happens when you fuck with the Lannister clan. The lyrics refer to the sigils of both houses: the Reynes, a crimson lion, and the Lannisters, a golden lion. The title is also a pun on the family name, now that the Reynes are dead, when "the rains weep" on the rotting remains of Castamere castle, no one is left to hear it. The fictitious event is immortalized in this Westeros folk song, which is actually plays a key role this season. It's so dark and brooding, it sets the mood for the whole season. Another great musical piece from this season is "The Bear and the Maiden Fair", a folk song popular in Westeros, particularly among Locke and his company of Bolton soldiers, who sing the song several times over the course of the season. Brooklyn-based indie rock band The Hold Steady recorded a fast-paced, punk-rock version of the song which is heard during the end credits of the episode "Walk of Punishment". Both versions are good, and the one heard within the world of Westeros itself is cool because it sounds like something people from the medieval era might actually sing: it's a ballad following the story of the conflict between a young and beautiful virgin and a monstrous bear.
      Like previous seasons, this one has a recurring theme or motif, one that I believe is pretty apparent is that of matrimony and marriage, it plays a major role in the latter episodes of the season, and there's a special feature on the Blu-ray dedicated to the role marriage plays is the world of Westeros. This previous season also has many character changes: Dany is a stronger leader, Jaime is more relatable and heroic, Catelyn is regretful about her past with Jon Snow, Theon regrets betraying Robb Stark, Bran discovers he has mystical powers, etc.
      The special effects this season are equally as amazing as they were in previous seasons: the growing dragons are well-animated for a TV show, even one on a premium network, and the sets and costumes are intricately detailed and incredibly expensive. Everything about them is great.
   Game of Thrones: Season Three is a bit slow, but it ultimately has a great payoff, well, I guess it's a "payoff" of sorts. This is definitely better than the second. Not saying the second season was bad, it was actually really fantastic, however, it was a bit weaker than the first and the third. However, with all it's strengths, the third season doesn't quite measure up to the first season, but I'm still convinced the reason I love the first season so much is because of Ned Stark. However, season three is definitely entertaining, and is a fantastical and bold examination of the human journey, even though it's still a fantasy series. I'm really looking forward to the faster-paced and even more dramatic fourth season coming out this April, and I'll try to review that one episode-by-episode if possible, but I'll probably just do an over-all review of it at the end, although I may do small updates here and there throughout the season if anything really dramatic happens. Anyway, I definitely recommend you buy this season, and the previous two ones, on Blu-ray and watch them immediately. If not... you're missing out! 5/5 stars.

Episode List:
One- "Valar Dohaeris"
Two- "Dark Wings, Dark Words"
Three- "Walk of Punishment"
Four- "And Now His Watch Is Ended"
Five- "Kissed by Fire"
Six- "The Climb"
Seven- "The Bear and the Maiden Fair"
Eight- "Second Sons"
Nine- "The Rains of Castamere"
Ten- "Mhysa" 

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SPOILER SEGMENT: Seriously, this will spoil the most shocking moment in the series thus far, so don't read ahead unless you really are dying to know, and if you do so, you might regret it afterwards: In the ninth episode, "The Rains of Castamere", Robb Stark must grovel before the Freys and ask that his uncle, Edmure Tully, take his place in marrying one of Walder Frey's daughters, as Robb broke a sacred vow that said he would do so. Frey agrees, and they host a wedding at The Twins. During the ceremony, Edmure, who was reluctant to marry one of Frey's ugly daughters, discovers that Roslin Frey is actually beautiful, and is overjoyed. Everything seems to be going well, and finally, Robb, Catelyn, and Talisa let their guards down and start celebrating along with the Freys and the Tullys. Robb and Talisa even discuss their future together and the possibility of naming their son after Ned Stark. However, after the ceremony and celebratory feast/after-party winds down, Catelyn Stark begins noticing some strange things, such as "Black" Walder Frey (one of Walder's grandsons) closing the doors to the main hall, that none of the Freys (and even Robb's lieutenant Lord Roose Bolton) aren't drinking wine like the Starks and Tullys are, and that Robb's direwolf Greywind has been locked inside a horse pen outside. Even stranger, after playing upbeat folk songs the whole night, Frey's musicians suddenly begin playing the dark opening tune to "The Rains of Castamere". Catelyn is visibly upset by this, but Robb and his pregnant wife Talisa are none the wiser. Suddenly, Walder stands up and calls for a toast to his new queen Talisa. He says he hasn't offered them "the hospitality they deserve". Catelyn looks at the eerily calm Roose, who uses his eyes to motion for her to look at his sleeve. She lifts up his sleeve to see he is wearing armor underneath, and she realizes he has betrayed them and the whole wedding was a trap. He gives her a shit-eating smirk before she abruptly slaps him and stands up, attempting to warn Robb, who is standing in the middle of the hall. She calls out to him, and he takes a second to notice her pleas for him, but it is far too late. Suddenly, one of Frey's grandsons pulls a dagger from under his clothes and sneaks up behind Talisa, stabbing her in the gut several times, and throwing her to the ground, letting her and her unborn son bleed out. Robb is shocked and appalled, but before he can react, the musicians and other Frey men on the balcony above stand up, firing several crossbow arrows his way, hitting him, Catelyn, and several Stark men. Roose Bolton has now vanished from sight, and Walder Frey now smirks evilly as he sees the carnage unfold before him. More Frey guards rush into the hall, and Arya Stark (who has just arrived at The Twins), is taken away by Sandor Clegane, who saves her from the massacre. However, Arya unfortunately sees Frey men slaughter several Stark men outside, as well as several archers slaughter Greywind while he is trying to break out of his pen. Catelyn, who is badly wounded, hides under a table as Frey men slay the rest of the Starks and Tullys left inside. She sees Frey's young wife, sitting terrified under a table, and grabs a dagger from a dead body. Robb, bleeding profusely, weeps over the corpse of his pregnant wife, and Frey stands up, signaling an end to the massacre, and the Freys stop killing, realizing only two Starks are left. Frey openly mocks Robb as he struggles to stand up, as he is in extreme pain from the crossbows stuck inside every part of his body. Catelyn rushes out from under the table, seizing Frey's wife and holding a knife to her throat. She uselessly pleads that she be taken hostage, and Robb be set free or she will kill Frey's wife. Frey simply says he will "get another", and Robb mumbles to his mother, who turns around, seeing her son pale and bloodied, standing amidst dozens of Frey men. Suddenly, the traitor Roose Bolton appears with a dagger, and whispers into Robb's ear "The Lannisters send their regards", before stabbing him through the chest, finally killing the "King Who Lost the North". Catelyn, now in utter shock and despair, cries out in agony as she slays Frey's young wife and sits there, dead silent for a few moments. Black Walder creeps up behind her, and slashes her throat. She is still despondent, and simply lets herself bleed out, and falls out of frame, before the screen cuts to black, and the credits roll with no musical accompaniment. At the beginning of the tenth and final episode, it shows the aftermath. The Frey soldiers destroy the Starks' entire encampment of soldiers, gruesomely murdering all of them via dismemberment, hanging, burning, etc. Robb's entire army is now completely destroyed, the very few survivors now on the run or held as hostages. As Arya and the Hound leave the horrific scene disguised as Frey bannermen, Arya sees the Frey soldiers commit one final act of desecration to Robb's body: they mutilate it by beheading Robb, as well as Greywind, and sewing the loyal direwolf's head onto Robb's arrow-riddled body, parading it around on horseback and mockingly crying out "Here comes the King of the North! King of the North! King of the North!" It's gut-wrenching to watch. This scene, collectively known as "The Red Wedding", is so brutally violent and utterly traumatizing and shocking (as it kills off some main heroes and beloved characters, and effectively ends a popular storyline in a very controversial way), that you can look up a slew of YouTube videos which are just people's horrified reactions to the scene. It's one of those scenes that leaves you speechless for like ten minutes, and leaves you obsessing over it for the rest of the day, or several days even. It's hard to swallow and accept, but it also shows why the series is so inventive, it breaks traditions and conventions, and completely throws you for a loop when it comes to where storylines will go and how they conclude, and which characters will live and which will die. Hopefully, we get some resolution in the fourth season, and hopefully Arya Stark gets some sweet revenge. (END OF SPOILERS)

Friday, February 28, 2014

My Oscar Predicitons 2014: What I hope to see succeed at this year's ceremony

Since The Academy Awards are in 2 days, I figured I'd list off my predictions for this year's winners. Without further adieu....

Best Picture:  12 Years a Slave
Best Director: Alfonso Cuaron, Gravity
Best Actor: Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club
Best Actress: Meryl Streep, August: Osage County
Best Supporting Actor: Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club, or Barkhad Abdi, Captain Phillips
Best Supporting Actress: Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle, or Lupita Nyong'o, 12 Years a Slave
Best Writing-Original Screenplay: Her, Spike Jonze
Best Writing-Adapted Screenplay: The Wolf of Wall Street, Terence Winter, or 12 Years a Slave, John Ridley
Best Animated Feature Film: Frozen
Best Foreign Language Film: The Hunt (Denmark)
Best Documentary Feature: The Square
Best Original Score: William Butler and Owen Pallett, Her, or Steven Price, Gravity
Best Original Song: "Let it Go" from Frozen, or "Ordinary Love" (by U2) from Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom 
Best Visual Effects: Gravity, or The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, or Iron Man 3
Best Film Editing: 12 Years a Slave, or Gravity
Best Cinematography: Gravity, or Prisoners
 

Sunday, February 23, 2014

Game of Thrones: Season 2 (TV Review)

Today, I look at the second season of what Newsday calls "the best show on television". Based primarily on the second book in George R.R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire book series (A Clash of Kings), and somewhat on the last third of the first book (A Game of Thrones), I bring you my review of D.B. Weiss and David Benioff's Game of Thrones: Season Two. (On an unrelated note: I just found out that Benioff and Weiss actually wrote an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia called "Flowers for Charlie". And it was pretty funny, too. I remember seeing the ad for that episode, and they blatantly said that the creators of Game of Thrones wrote it, and I thought they were just joking. Pretty awesome how the creators of one of the most brutally violent and dark shows on TV were able to script a comedy series episode, and not only that, but do a great job. I guess it goes to show how great they are at writing.)

(SPOILER ALERT: If you are not caught up on the first season, this review will contain spoilers for the climax of that season, as it's essential in describing the plot of this one.)

Game of Thrones, Season Two:
After the unjust execution of Ned Stark, the kingdom is in peril. Robb Stark has declared himself King in the North and is raising an army to invade King's Landing and take King Joffrey's head like how he took Ned's. Now that the truth of Joffrey's heritage has come out (which is denied by the Lannisters as a disgusting lie), Robert's younger brothers Stannis and Renly have split apart to both claim the crown as their own. Stannis Baratheon commands a fleet of naval ships and recruits sellswords and pirates to his cause. He declares himself the King in the Narrow Sea, and declares himself lord of House Baratheon of Dragonstone. Renly Baratheon, on the other hand, declares himself the King in Highgarden. He leads an army of land soldiers and knights, and joins forces with Robb and Catelyn Stark. King Joffrey, still clinging to his crown, declares himself the King on the Iron Throne, and claims he is still rightful ruler. Lord Balon Greyjoy (Theon's cruel father) of the Iron Islands declares them independent from the Seven Kingdoms and names himself the King of the Iron Islands. In the continent of Essos, Dany, after the death of her beloved Khal Drogo and the scattering of the Dothraki clan, now must tame her growing baby dragons with the help of the loyal Ser Joarh and her remaining Dothraki followers. They take refuge in a desert paradise known as Qarth, a trade city in the middle of the Red Waste, a vast and barren desert wasteland, and Dany names herself "the Mother of Dragons". The War of the Five Kings has begun.
    Again, you can't talk about this fantastic series without talking about the huge cast of characters. First, House Stark: Michelle Fairley, Sophie Turner, Kit Harington, Richard Madden, Maisie Williams, Isaac Hempstead-Wright, and Art Parkinson return as the Stark family, now all in grief and scattered across Westeros after the death of their beloved leader Ned. Catelyn Stark is a little more cold this time, as she is coping with the death of her husband and the war that is starting. Robb Stark is now more of a heroic military leader, having to take on his father's responsibilities as leader of House Stark. Sansa Stark must now learn how to survive in the hostile King's Landing, where there are spies and killers at every turn. Arya Stark is now on the run from Lannister soldiers, and must be smarter and more tough than ever before, now that the (arguably) most powerful family in Westeros wants her dead. Jon Snow is now completely invested in his duties in the Night's Watch, but is torn about his duties, as he wants to desert the Watch to deal with the events in the War of the Five Kings, but also feels obligated to fight alongside his NW brothers. Bran and Rickon are now the only Starks left staying in Winterfell, and are the only lords there, now having a lot more responsibility. They must also defend the castle against invaders. This family certainly has a lot on their shoulders this season, and they need a lot of courage if they're to be fighting the king and the Lannisters. Oona Chaplin debuts as Talisa Maegyr, a battlefield nurse for House Stark and Robb's love interest. She's kind, resourceful, gentle, and understanding, and keeps Robb in check. She's a great new addition to House Stark. Ron Donachie and Donald Sumpter return as the faithful and loyal servants Ser Rodrik Cassel and Maester Luwin, respectively. The stay at Winterfell with the young lords and must advise them on how to handle invaders trying to take over the castle. Natalia Tena and Kristian Nairn also reappear as Osha and Hodor, respectively, the personal servants of Bran and Rickon, who must defend the vulnerable lords against danger, in and out of the castle. Michael McElhatton portrays Lord Roose Bolton, a northern military leader and an ally of Robb Stark. John Stahl appears in the minor role of Rickard Karstark, an ally of Robb Stark's. Theon Greyjoy, Ned's ward and Robb and Jon Snow's friend, shows us a darker side this season. He's more jealous, treacherous, and violent, he's definitely a different Theon than what we've seen before. Props to Alfie Allen for being able to do a completer character 180.
     Speaking of the Greyjoys, now onto House Greyjoy: Lord Balon Greyjoy, portrayed by Patrick Malahide, is a cold, spiteful, and mean old man who distrusts his only living son and despises House Stark. Yara Greyjoy, played by Gemma Whelan, cares for her brother, whom she hasn't seen since they were young children, but also distrusts him to a degree. She's a tough, tomboyish woman who is as strong and witty as her younger brother. Ralph Ineson appears as the supporting character Dagmer Cleftjaw, Theon's lieutenant who pushes him to be more violent than before so he can control people through fear.
    Now for House Baratheon: This house is divided throughout the land, so it's a bit larger, in reality, it can now be considered three separate house: House Baratheon of King's Landing, House Baratheon of Dragonstone, and House Baratheon of Storm's End. First for King's Landing: Jack Gleeson returns as the despicable and evil King Joffrey Baratheon, now completely consumed and corrupted by his power as king. He enjoys sadistically tormenting Sansa Stark at every turn, and rules over the capital city with an iron fist, and holds everyone in his grip of fear. Just as gleefully cruel, psychotically violent, and pitifully cowardly as ever, this little spoiled bastard makes your blood boil with anger at the fact he hasn't been killed yet. Yeah, he's a twisted little shithead. (No offense to Jack Gleeson.) Lena Headey returns as Joffrey's doting mother, Queen Regent Cersei Lannister Baratheon. She's still a selfish, manipulative c-nt, however, she is shown to care a lot for her family, in particular her children, even Joffrey, which is actually a pretty big redeeming quality for her, despite all her bad ones, including the incest with her brother and cousin. Ian Beattie, Wilko Johnson, and Dominic Carter return in supporting roles as Ser Meryn Trant, Ser Ilyn Payne, and Lord Janos Slynt, respectively. These three are unfeeling, unflinchingly brutal, terrifying, and completely loyal to their evil and malevolent king, carrying out various sadistic tasks that he gives to them. James Doran guest-stars in the episode "Blackwater", as Ser Mandon Moore, another cruel knight in Joffrey's service. Tony Way appears as Ser Dontos Hollard, an unlucky knight who shows up slightly drunk to Joffrey's nameday (basically a birthday) celebration, and is publically humiliated by being made his court fool for his drunken state. Guest-star Julian Glover again appears as Grand Maester Pycelle, the loyal, albeit corrupt, and insanely old religious authority and adviser of Joffrey's Small Council.
       Also on the Small Council are Lord Varys ("The Spider"), played by Coleth Hill, and Lord Petyr Baelish ("Littlefinger"), portrayed by Aidan Gillen, the two masters of deceit who run the largest spy networks in all the land. Varys and Baelish take their own sides, the sides that benefit them the most. Varys, while a manipulator and a liar, is definitely the less amoral of the two. Baelish manipulates absolutely anyone, including Catelyn Stark, his unrequited love, to get what he wants. Some have said that the "game of thrones" of the title is basically like a chess game between The Spider and Littlefinger. Esme Bianco guest-stars as Ros, the red-headed prostitute, who is now employed by Littlefinger in his whorehouse, who controls her via fear.
    Sandor "The Hound" Clegane, played by Rory McCann (Hot Fuzz), shows us more of his good side, although he's still a bitter, cynical, and brutally violent killer, he does show kindness towards Sansa Stark, whom he saves on multiple occasions from different dangers.
    Now for Dragonstone: Stannis Baratheon, portrayed by Stephen Dillane, is cold, stern, aggressive, temperamental, and will stop at nothing to get what he wants, even converting religions just to further his reach and increase his power in Westeros. Davos Seaworth, played by Liam Cunningham, is a loyal and friendly sea captain and close friend and ally of Stannis', who tries to talk him out of many bad decisions. He's a good leader and an even better friend to Stannis. His son Matthos, portrayed by Kerr Logan, is close with his father, and is a loyal soldier. Melisandre, played by Carice van Houten, is a mysterious and manipulative sorceress from a far-off land. She is constantly planting seeds in Stannis' mind, and Davos distrusts her, and with good reason, she's fucking creepy, and she is always acting devious and suspicious. Salladhor Saan, portrayed by Lucian Msamati, is an old friend of Davos' and a pirate/smuggler of the sea. He's witty, charismatic, and a skilled sailor. Oliver Ford Davies guest-stars as Maester Cressen and only appears in the season premiere. He is one of the few who can see through Melisandre's facade and distrusts her, thinking her to be a demonic sorceress with dark intentions, mostly because she threatens his position as religious adviser.
     Finally, Storm's End: Renly Baratheon, played by Gethin Anthony, is friendlier than his brother, and more well-liked. He's charming, intelligent, and honorable, which is more than can be said for Robert or Stannis. Ser Loras Tyrell, portrayed by Finn Jones, is a handsome, courageous, and skilled young knight who is close with his friend Renly, in fact, they're secret lovers. Margaery Tyrell, played by Natalie Dormer (The Tudors, Casanova, Captain America: The First Avenger, The Counselor), is Loras' beautiful sister and Renly's queen. She's lovely-looking, and seemingly sweet and simple-minded, but she is actually a master manipulator who tries to move her family up the ladder of power, although she's not evil or extremely amoral like other manipulators in the show. Brienne of Tarth, portrayed by Gwendoline Christie, is a strong and stern female warrior, who is one f the finest fighters in Highgarden. Loyal to Renly and Catelyn Stark, she must deal with the antics of Jaime Lannister, and is a brutal fighter, and is tougher than most male characters.
    Now onto House Lannister: Peter Dinklage gets top-billing as the charismatic, funny, and highly intelligent Tyrion "The Imp" Lannister, the best character on the show. He's in a little more trouble this season, taking on the distressing duty of being Joffrey's Hand of the King. He's just as witty, mischievous, and cunning as before, with some extra baggage this time around. Charles Dance now joins the main cast as the ruthless, cold, and calculating Tywin Lannister, Tyrion's powerful and violent father and lord of Casterly Rock, as well as arguably the most powerful and dangerous man in Westeros. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau returns as the jaded and unfeeling Ser Jaime Lannister, the "Kingslayer". Still as despicable ass before, this time around he is the Starks' captive and is physically degrading, not having bathed, shaved, or been taken care of in several months, as the Starks don't feel he deserves these things, being as violent and cruel a man as he is. Shae, played by Sibel Kekilli, is Tyrion's lover and their relationship becomes increasingly complex and dangerous as the season progresses, as Cersei uses it as leverage against him. Bronn, portrayed by Jerome Flynn, returns in full-force, and is just as cool as he was in the first season. A seasoned fighter and mercenary, Bronn is a loyal friend to Tyrion and a bad-ass fighter, a good anti-hero, and an interesting character in the series. Podrick Payne, whom guest-star Daniel Portman appears as, is the distant cousin of Ser Ilyn and is Tyrion's loyal and helpful young squire. Karl Davies plays the recurring character Ser Alton Lannister, who is Jaime's younger cousin. Eugene Simon returns as Lancel Lannister, now a young knight, and Cersei's new lover. Ian Whyte replaces Conan Stevens as Gregor "The Mountain" Clegane, a sadistic and enormous soldier in the service of Tywin Lannister, who operates in the ruins of the great castle Harrenhal. A mentally disturbed and physically powerful knight, he's a sick and cruel man who enjoys torturing his captives to death and killing anyone and anything in his path. (Whyte also appears as a White Walker in one episode.) Fintan McKeown plays the recurring character Ser Amory Lorch, a nasty knight serving House Lannister at Tywin's base in the ruins of Harrenhal. Andy Kellegher appears in the minor role of Polliver, a sickeningly sadistic soldier in the service of Lord Tywin. Anthony Morris appears in a recurring part as "The Tickler", a sadistic and incredibly cruel soldier and torturer in Harrenhal. Ian Gelder returns in a minor part as Kevan Lannister, Tywin's brother.
    Now for House Targaryen: Daenerys "Stormborn" Targaryen, portrayed by Emilia Clarke, is stronger than ever in this season. Despite being without hope for the first part of the season after the death of Khal Drogo and the scattering of their clan, she arrives in the paradise of Qarth, where she recuperates and begins training her dragons and gaining more power. Ser Jorah Mormont, played by Iain Glen, is a great ally for Dany. He's smart, wise, and an awesome fighter. He's got such a cool voice, he could be a great narrator. Roxanne McKee and Amrita Acharia return as Dany's friends and handmaidens Doreah and Irri, respectively. Steven Cole appears as Dany's Dothraki bloodrider and soldier Kovarro. Rakharro, another bloodrider, is portrayed by Elyes Gabel. These two are fierce fighters, and remain loyal servants to their khalisee.
    Now for the citizens and public figures of Qarth: Xaro Xhoan Daxos, portrayed by Nonso Anozie, is a clever and powerful man who is a wealthy trader in Qarth who befriends Dany when she first arrives. He is a bit suspicious and untrustworthy at first, but he slowly grows on you, and you, like Dany, figure "Hey, maybe he's not so bad".  Nicholas Blane and Slavko Juraga play the Spice King and the Silk King, respectively, two pompous and rich aristocrats from Qarth who trade spice and silks, and who take a disliking to outsiders, including Dany, whom they think is causing trouble. Pyat Pree, portrayed by Ian Hanmore, is a warlock in Qarth and one of the more creepy and unsettling characters in the series. A lanky, skeletal man with blue lips, he has a strange appearance, and he is also a strange character in general, a real enigma, and an eerie one at that.
    Now for the Night's Watch: John Bradley returns as the lovable and caring Samwell Tarly. He takes a liking to a wildling girl he meets in a "free village", and also starts facing more challenges, such as going beyond The Wall (the 700-foot ice wall separating the Seven Kingdoms from the wilding forests and mountains) to face feral nomads and creatures of the night. James Cosmo also reappears as Jeor Mormont, Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, and their leader and father figure. He's honorable, brave, and a survivalist. Qhorin Halfhand, portrayed by Simon Armstrong, is one of the more unlikeable NW brothers. He's mean, vulgar, and volatile. Francis Magee returns as Yoren, the gruff but likeable Night's Watch scout and Arya's current caretaker, whom he is trying to deliver home as a favor to his friend: the late Ned Stark.
    Now for the wildling clan: Ygrette, played by Downton Abbey's Rose Leslie, is Jon Snow's lover interest and a skilled wildling hunter. She's sarcastic, humorous, resilient, and resourceful. She's a great new character for this season. The Lord of Bones, played by Edward Dogliani, is a brutish and savage warrior from the wildling clan who wears the bones of his enemies over his clothes, although he does have the respect and admiration of his people.
     Finally, for characters with no real alliance: Joe Dempsie (Skins) and Ben Hawkey reprise their roles as Gendry and Hot Pie, respectively, Arya's friends and comapnions. Gendry is the tough, likeable, brave, and kind blacksmith apprentice turned fugitive and one of  Robert Baratheon's many bastard children. Hot Pie is the pudgy street orphan from the first season's finale who now accompanies Gendry and Arya on the Kingsroad making their way North. Lommy Greenhands, played by Eros Vlahos, the other street orphan from the season one finale, also returns to accompany Arya and her two friends to the North. Although a bit selfish, he's still likeable enough, being an unfortunate street kid. Craster, portrayed by Robert Pugh, is a foul and cruel man who lives in a village beyond the Wall, and has incestuous relationships with his many unfortunate and miserable daughters, and the Night's Watch must deal with him numerous times. Gilly, played by Hannah Murray, is one of Craster's many daughters, and is the object of Sam's affection, and he wants to take her away from her miserable life under Craster's roof. And finally, one of the coolest characters in the second season: Jaqen H'ghar, portrayed by Tom Wlaschica, is a mysterious man from Braavos who befriends Arya at Harrenhal. Posing as a Lannister soldier, he's actually an assassin whom Arya employs to kill men whom she considers evil. He does this for free, and he's almost like a protector of the innocent. He's an enigmatic, stealthy, violent, highly skilled, witty untraceable, and has a strange way of speaking in vague riddles, and he may be a shape-shifter. He's one of the most interesting characters of the second season, and one of the most mysterious characters of the entire series.
    That concludes the large cast of characters in season two. This seasons has even better performances than the first, with the characters evolving and their storylines becomes even more muddied and complex than in the first season. Ned Stark (Sean Bean) may be gone, but his legacy lives on through this season, and the series in general, as he's constantly mentioned, being the character whose death causes this great war.
    Even though the first season was dark and brutal, this season manages to top that, with an even more grim tone. The scenes at Harrenhal, the riot at King's Landing, and the scenes between Joffrey and Sansa are especially tense and unsettling. The first season also had no major battles (they wanted one, but they ran out of time and money), this season builds up to one, the second-to-last episode "Blackwater" is dedicated to the epic and costly Battle on Blackwater Bay, a huge conflict between House Baratheon of King's Landing (aided in part by some other houses, who are located on land), and House Baratheon of Dragonstone (aided in part by pirates and sellswords, located on the sea). The battle is so intense and imaginative the producers had to save a lot of money up to make it happen. This season also introduces beautiful new locations, and some not so lovely. The rotting ruins of Harrenhal are amazingly built, but are supposed to be ugly and decrepit. The desert oasis Qarth is lush and exotic, a beautiful paradise city located in the middle of the Red Waste, a hot and barren desert sprawling miles and miles.
    The music and opening titles are just as incredible as they were in the first season, and I love the music that plays during the season finale in Dany's final scene of the season (it's the music that plays over the Blu-ray menu). One of my favorite tracks was "The Throne is Mine", which combines the tunes of last season's "The King's Arrival" (King Robert's theme) and the "Chaos is a Ladder" theme used in all the seasons. It was used in the shocking climax at the end of the first episode of the season, and it matches the tone of that ending perfectly (intense, horrifying, and unexpected, but also kind of pumps you up for the next few episodes). It's more dark and foreboding than "Arrival", as Joffrey is now ruling the kingdoms with an iron fist, and also builds suspense with the ascending "Ladder" theme, which grows more intense with each note, which works in trying to get the audience excited to see what comes next. American independent band The National recorded a version of "The Rains of Castamere",or "The Lannister Theme", for the end credits of the episode "Blackwater". Although the job was initially to go to British band Florence and the Machine, I think The National pull the song off masterfully. It's a popular folk song in Westeros dedicated to Tywin Lannister's victory over the rebellious House Reyne. It's a dark and foreboding tune that serves as a celebratory victory song but also a warning to those who would dare cross Tywin again, and I think The National were able to perfectly capture the spirit and tone of the song.
    Now onto the visual effects: There's some new creatures, such as Dany's quickly growing dragons. The special effects on these dragons are incredible, they really blend into the environments well. The special effects in general, such as those on the Starks' direwolves, and the amazing Blackwater Bay battle, are spectacular, especially for a television show, even one on HBO.
    The writing in this season is equally as masterful as it was in the first one, and the direction is even more magnificent. Neil Marshall (The Descent, Centurion) directed the exhilarating ninth episode "Blackwater", and did such a fantastic job he's signed on to direct the ninth episode of the upcoming fourth season. This season has the recurring theme of religion.
    Even though religion is a major theme of the entire series, this season in particular shows it's importance in this world. Several characters covert religions to gain others' trust or to further their own goals. This season had such a prominent religious tone that it got it's own special feature on the Blu-ray release. 
     Game of Thrones: Season Two is a triumph of television. It's a modern masterpiece of the small screen, and the second season shows how far this show can go. The increasingly complex and intriguing plot, the growing cast of characters, the incredible special effects, epic musical score, incredible writing and direction, astounding cinematography, intense action sequences, and the beautiful locations just show how this series isn't just a great television show, it's an artistic achievement. 5/5 stars.

Episode List:
One- "The North Remembers"
Two- "The Night Lands"
Three- "What Is Dead May Never Die"
Four- "Garden of Bones"
Five- "The Ghost of Harrenhal"
Six- "The Old Gods and the New"
Seven- "A Man Without Honor"
Eight- "The Prince of Winterfell"
Nine- "Blackwater"
Ten- "Valar Morghulis"

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Game of Thrones War is Coming (Image: gameofthrones.wikia.com)




SPOILER SEGMENT: Seriously, don't read ahead if you don't want some major spoilers: At the end of the Battle on Blackwater Bay, Stannis is driven off for the mean-time, Joffrey is now betrothed to Maergary Tyrell, and Sansa is still held captive in King's Landing. In the aftermath of Theon's betrayal of House Stark and his invasion of Winterfell, he is given over to invaders by his own men, who are then flayed alive in return for their surrender as the men who took Theon sack Winterfell, killing everyone inside and burning it to the ground. The great castle of the North is now gone. Beyond the Wall, Samwell Tarly and two other Night's Watch brothers are returning from a mission. They hear a horn blast from their base at Castle Black, signaling the return of Jon Snow, they get excited. They hear a second horn, signaling an attack by wildlings. They prepare for battle. They hear a third horn blast, and become terrified, this mean only one thing: White Walkers. They run for the Wall, and Sam trips and becomes lost in a sudden blizzard, and is blinded by the white snow. He ducks behind a rock, as dozens of wights (zombie servants of the White Walkers) pass him by. He looks up, weeping in terror, to see a Walker riding an undead horse. The Walker stairs into his eyes, but ignores him, sending out a battle cry. The camera pans back, revealing an army of wights lead by a large pack of White Walkers, approaching the Wall. The season ends on a cliffhanger. This sets up for more White Walkers in season three, and leaves the audiences in anticipation, wondering what happens next. (END OF SPOILERS)

Saturday, February 22, 2014

Game of Thrones: Season 1 (TV Review)

I haven't done a television review in quite some time, so I figured with a new season coming out this year, I should review one of my favorite television shows of all  time, and, in my opinion, one of the best, if not the best, shows on television today: Game of Thrones. This is one of those fantasy shows or movies that makes you want to go out of your way to read the books it's based on.

Game of Thrones, Season One:
In the fantastical world of Westeros, Eddard "Ned" Stark, a just lord in the northern part of the land, is visited by his old friend, Robert Baratheon, who is the king. Many years before, Robert and Ned led an army to sack King's Landing, the capital of Westeros, to overthrow the insane and sadistic King Aerys Targaryen, and take the Iron Throne (a throne made by Targaryen's ancestor). Their followers killed all the remaining heirs and children, to make sure that the Targaryen dynasty could never rise to power again. Robert has approached Ned because he feels he's the only one he can trust. Robert thinks that someone in King's Landing is plotting against him, as his "Hand of the King" (right-hand man) Jon Arryn (who raised both of them like sons) has died under mysterious circumstances. He invites Ned to become his new Hand and take two of his daughters to King's Landing to stay for a few months. When they arrive, Ned feels as though someone really is plotting against them, and doesn't feel safe. He must play his cards right if he wants to survive in a land where no one is as they seem, and almost everyone will stab you in the back if they can gain something from it. Across the sea in the neighboring continent of Essos, two Targaryen heirs have survived, and are planning to recruit an army of nomadic conquerors called the Dothraki to help them reclaim the Iron Throne for themselves. Let the games begin.
    This show is one of the best that HBO has ever aired, and its' equally as good as the Lord of the Rings series. You can't talk about this show without mentioning the incredible and vast cast of characters. (This is gonna take a while, FYI) Let's start with House Stark: Ned Stark, portrayed by Sean Bean (GoldenEye, Lord of the Rings, Black Death, Patriot Games), is an excellent hero. Despite making some bad decisions, he's the most relatable and good-natured of any of the characters. He's a nobel and brave hero, and he's someone you root for the whole way. Catelyn Stark, played by Michelle Fairley (24: Live Another Day, Harry Potter), is a good wife to Ned, and a fiercely protective mother. She's the matriarch of the Stark family, and loves her children and husband. Jon Snow, portrayed by Kit Harington, is a bit of an outcast. As Ned's bastard son, he's rejected by Catelyn, and must take the name "Snow" rather than Stark. He is accepted by his father (although Ned can't show it in public)  and his siblings, however, which gives him comfort. He's a noble and kind young man who craves respect and acceptance. Robb Stark, played by Richard Madden, is Ned's eldest son, and a brave and intelligent warrior. Trying to keep his siblings in check and prove himself to his parents, he tries to be the best man he can be, and he's relatable in the way that most people crave the respect of their family and peers (much like Jon Snow). Sansa Stark, portrayed by Sophie Turner, is Ned's eldest daughter. She's kind of a typical damsel, very girly and pampered, and is vulnerable and easily manipulated. She's a typical teenage girl, basically. Arya Stark, played by Maisie Williams, on the other hand, is a tomboy and a bit mischievous. She loves archery and swordplay, and she is close with her father and brothers, including Jon Snow. She's an honest young girl and a lovable character. Bran Stark, played by Isaac Hempstead-Wright, is the second-youngest of the Stark children, and is a free-spirited and smart young boy. Art Parkinson is Rickon Stark, a sweet and innocent young boy, and the youngest of the Stark children. Ned's ward Theon Greyjoy, portrayed by Alfie Allen, is a somewhat arrogant young soldier, but a skilled one at that, despite his many faults. Ron Donachie and Donald Sumpter play Ser Rodrik Cassel and Maester Luwin, respectively, two wise and loyal servants of House Stark. Jamie Sives has a recurring role as Rodrik's nephew Jory Cassel, Eddard's loyal and helpful captain of the guard. Natalia Tena (Harry Potter series) portrays Osha, a wildling (wild nomad) woman taken in by House Stark as a servant to Bran, who cares and protects the boy like an older sister. Kristian Nairn is Hodor, a dim-witted but physically strong servant of House Stark. Susan Brown appears as Septa Mordane, the Stark girls' nanny who cares for the children and is a voice of reason. Matthew Scurfield has a small role as Vayon Poole, the Starks' loyal steward. He is mentioned several times before, and makes an appearance in "The Pointy End". His daughter Jeyne (one of five daughters), Sansa's best friend, has a slightly bigger role in the first book and is played by an unnamed extra in the series premiere. Old Nan, played by the late Margaret John, is a wise and witty old woman who serves the Starks and is famous for her storytelling abilities. Clive Mantle appears in a recurring role as Greatjon Umber ("The Greatjon"), a strong ally of the Starks.
     Now onto House Baratheon: King Robert Baratheon, portrayed by Mark Addy, is a lot different than when Ned last saw him: he's a foolish drunk and a highly irresponsible king who is deep in debt, a tragic character really. He's piggish, stubborn, and has fallen from grace, he misses "the good old days" when he and Ned used to go around "bashing skulls and fucking girls". His queen, Cersei (maiden name: Lannister), played by Lena Headey (Dredd, The Purge), is a manipulative, spiteful, and selfish bitch. However, she is protective of her family and children, so that's something. However, that doesn't make her any better.  Their eldest son, Prince Joffrey Baratheon, is betrothed to Sansa Stark. Joffrey initially appears to be a handsome, charming young man. However, under the surface he is a sadistic, cruel, arrogant, idiotic, cowardly liar. He is definitely the most despicable character in the series. Ironically, Jack Gleeson (Batman Begins, Shrooms), the actor who portrays him, is actually a kind, charming guy in real life, as far as I know. Joffrey's bodyguard Sandor "The Hound" Clegane, played by Rory McCann, is a very interesting character. At first, he seems like a sadistic, cynical, unfeeling, cruel, and brutish warrior, but under the surface, there's some good to him, it's just that he constantly hides it. Julian Glover (The Empire Strikes Back, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, The Fourth Protocol, For Your Eyes Only) guest-stars as Grand Maester Pycelle, a corrupt official who is loyal to the Lannister clan and abuses his power. Ian Beattie, Wilko Johnson, and Dominic Carter play Ser Meryn Trant, Ser Ilyn Payne, and Commander Janos Slynt, respectively. All three are cold, frightening and unfeeling knights who serve the crown unflinchingly, carrying out evil and despicable deeds on a whim. Gethin Anthony portrays Robert's brother Lord Renly Baratheon, a kind, charming, and well-liked young ruler who has a secret that could ruin his life. Finn Jones plays Ser Loras Tyrell, a close friend of Renly, and a well-liked knight.
     On the king's small council are the two big manipulators: Lord Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish and Lord Varys. Baelish is portrayed by Aidan Gillen (Queer as Folk, The Wire, The Dark Knight Rises). Baelish is an amoral and deceitful, but highly intelligent man who serves as the king's "Master of Coin", or his money-handler. Commanding a vast network of spies, he's considered one of the most dangerous men, if not the most dangerous, in Westeros, by those who know his true nature. Varys (also known as "The Spider", or "The Eunuch"), is played by guest star Conleth Hill, and also is at the center of an enormous web of spies (hence the "Spider" nickname). He's a devious, cunning, morally ambiguous man who is a mystery not only to many of the characters but to us, the viewers, as well. The inner workings of his mind are an enigma. Ian McElhinney plays the supporting character Lord Commander Barristan Selmy, a loyal knight. David Michael Scott appears in a small role in "A Golden Crown", as Lord Beric Dondarrion, who is sent on a quest by Eddard Stark.
       Now we arrive at House Lannister: We already touched upon Cersei, so I'm not gonna include her. Peter Dinklage appears as arguably the best character of the entire series: Tyrion Lannister. An intelligent, womanizing, alcoholic, knowledgeable, witty, sarcastic, and likeable character, he manages to steal every scene he's in, which is impressive considering how many great actors are in this show. Dinklage is one of the best actors working today, and it shows because he's won many awards because of this series. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau portrays Ser Jaime "The Kingslayer" Lannister. He's initially charming and seems friendly enough, but is revealed as a despicable, violent, and pretty cruel man who is loved by his brother Tyrion and his sister Cersei, but not by many others. In fact, he and his sister may be a bit too close, but I won't go any farther into that. Charles Dance (The Jewel in the Crown, The Golden Child, Last Action Hero, Alien 3) guest stars as Tywin Lannister. Considered the most powerful and manipulative man in Westeros, he's the puppet master, pulling the strings of the king and the Small Council to make sure they do things to his liking. Obsessed with maintaining the family legacy, he'll do anything and betray anyone as long as it benefits him. He's a very cold and unfeeling character, and he's extremely dangerous to cross. Jerome Flynn plays Bronn, a "sellsword" (mercenary), who remains loyal to his buddy Tyrion through thick and thin, at a price of course. He's a bad-ass, witty, cynical, and funny character who's one of those lovable rogue types. Sibel Kekilli portrays Shae, a mysterious, kind, and intelligent prostitute who serves as Tyrion's friend and love interest. Shagga, a brutish mountain man played by Mark Lewis Jones, is the leader of the Stone Crows, a group of tribesman who live in the valley known as the Vale of Arryn. A simple-minded man, he allies with Tyrion Lannister towards the end of the season. Ian Gelder appears in a small part as Tywin's brother Kevan Lannister. Eugene Simon appears as Lancel Lannister, King Robert's shy squire. Conan Stevens guest stars in the minor role of Gregor "The Mountain That Rides" Clegane, The Hound's older brother. Twice the size of his already large sibling, he's a cruel, extremely violent and unstable, sadistic, unpredictable, and corrupt knight and bannerman of Tywin Lannister. Despised by many (including his younger brother) due to his bad reputation and evil nature, he's a force to be reckoned with.
     Now onto House Targaryen: Emilia Clarke plays Daenerys Targaryen, initially an innocent and helpless princess, eventually growing into a strong, compassionate, and intelligent queen, or "khalisee", leading the Dothraki people. Harry Lloyd portrays Prince Viserys Targaryen, a jealous young man who feels compelled to retake the Iron Throne for himself, as he, by blood, is the rightful heir. He's ruthless, self-centered, power-hungry, arrogant, stubborn, brainwashed (people have always told him the Targaryens were beloved by the people of Westeros, which is a complete lie), petty, and a little creepy, and has a huge superiority complex. He has few redeeming qualities, and his sister pities him more than loves him. Jason Momoa plays Khal Drogo, the leader of the Dothraki, and Daenerys' husband. He's a brutal and savage warrior with some insane fighting skills, and he prefers hand-to-hand-combat and swordplay rather than crossbows or having others do his dirty work for him. Despite his violent nature, he and Dany truly love each other, and he protects her from any sort of danger. Iain Glen portrays Ser Jorah Mormont, a loyal servant to Dany. He's protective of her, and has respect for her as a queen. He's a skilled warrior, and is wise and knowledgeable about many things, including the cultures of Essos, such as the Dothraki. Roxanne McKee plays Doreah, Dany's close friend and servant, and a former bedslave. Amrita Acharia also appears as Dany's Dothraki handmaiden Irri.
    Now onto House Arryn: Jon Arryn never actually appears on screen, but is said to have been an honorable and wise man. Kate Dickie portrays Lysa Arryn (maiden name: Tully), Catelyn Stark's sister and Arryn's widow. She's a bit deranged and has a strange relationship with her son. Speaking of which, Lino Facioli plays Robin Arryn, a spoiled, somewhat stupid, and slightly sadistic young boy who still breastfeeds despite being at least eight years old. Ser Hugh of the Vale, played by guest star Jefferson Hall in a borderline cameo role, is a timid and unlucky former squire of Jon Arryn who is now a knight in a jousting tournament.
    Now the Night's Watch: Joseph Mawle plays Ned Stark's ranger brother Benjen Stark, whom Jon Snow admires and respects. Samwell Tarly, portrayed by John Bradley, is a plump, simple-minded, and loveable ranger of the Night's Watch who Jon Snow befriends and defends. Sam is a kind and loving individual who you can relate to, and you want to see Jon Snow protect. Yoren, played by Francis Magee, is an acquaintance of Ned Stark's and a scout for the Night's Watch. A gruff but somewhat caring man, he protects the innocent on a number of occasions. Lord Commander Jeor Mormont, played by James Cosmo, is Jorah's father and a father figure to all the Night's Watchmen. Peter Vaughan appears as Maester Aemon Targaryen, an exiled maester who now serves as a helpful and wise member of the NW. Owen Teale guest-stars as Alliser Thorne, the training coach for the Night's Watch who constantly insults the new recruits, particularly Sam and Jon Snow. Pypar, played by Josef Atlin, is a friend of Jon Snow and Sam's who is a steward (the lowest-ranking position, usually for beginners) at the Night's Watch.
    Now for House Frey: David Bradley (Filch from the Harry Potter series) portrays the repulsive and unsavory Walder Frey, a lord in the North who is very powerful and rich, albeit disgusting and vulgar. His young wife Joyeuse Erenford, played by Kelly Long, is miserable and quiet, rightfully so being wed to such an old, despicable, and nasty man.
    Now for the miscellaneous characters, or the characters who have no true allegiance as of now: Syrio Forel, portrayed by Miltos Yerolemou, is a clever and humorous swordsman from Braavos (a "free city" in Essos), who Ned Stark hires to train Arya in the art of swordplay. Syrio is a good teacher, and takes a liking to Arya, whom he protects as well as trains. Ros, played by guest star Esme Bianco, is a witty prostitute who moves to King's Landing who wants more from life. Marillion, played by Emun Elliott, is a traveling musician and entertainer who runs into a spot of bad luck near the end of the season. Gendry, played by Joe Dempsie, is a young blacksmith's apprentice living in King's Landing. He's a tough guy from the streets, and he's one of the more likeable characters, despite the fact that he only appears in two of the episodes in this season. Hot Pie and Lommy Greenhands, portrayed by Ben Hawkey and Eros Vlahos, respectively, are two street kids/orphans who appear in the season finale. Initially just some punks, they are revealed to be just simple-minded children trying to survive in a world as dangerous as Westeros is. That about wraps up the characters in season one. All the actors do a fantastic job, and I can't get over how great everyone in the show is.
    The production value on this series is incredible. Honestly, this is the best production value on any HBO program. The intricate attention to detail can be seen in everything: from the amazing sets, to the astounding special effects, the beautiful costumes, and the impressive action sequences. The cast is vast enough, and the variety of locations is equally as big.
    The different locations within the series are fantastic as well. They're so distinct: the North has this Icelandic or Germanic look to it, with all the ice and snow; the Riverlands and middle-area of Westeros is reminiscent of the countrysides of the British Isles, with lots of marshes and damp grasslands; King's Landing is almost like Italy, particularly Venice, as far as climate and location near the sea, and almost Rome-like as far as the look goes; Braavos we never see, but as far as I can tell from the characters who come from there, it seems to be inspired by Spanish countries and France; and the continent of Essos has a very Asian-Middle-Eastern vibe, and the Dothraki feel like a mix of the Huns, the Mogolians, and the Apache: these locations are absolutely brilliant, and it feels like a very fleshed-out world, that's close to our own in many ways, and different also.
     To be honest, I've never read the books this series is based on, but I really want to now. As far as I've heard, they only make minor changes and it's mostly faithful. David Benioff and D.B. Weiss have done an excellent job creating an epic fantasy series, and George R.R. Martin has to be commended for creating such a rich world and such vivid characters in his beloved series of books. The direction in all these episodes is amazing for a television show, even one on HBO, and the writing is absolutely brilliant.
      The special effects are extremely convincing, and it's a mix of practical effects, CGI, and prosthetic makeup. The music is epic and rousing. Ramin Djawadi, an apprentice of Hans Zimmer, has composed some high-profile stuff in the past (Iron Man, Clash of the Titans, Prison Break, Blade: The Series), but this is the highlight of his career for sure. The opening title music is extremely catchy and puts you in the mood for an epic series. Speaking of the opening, this award-winning title sequence is incredible to watch. It amazes me every time I see it. It's so detailed, and it's unique to every episode. It's so detailed it got it's own special feature on the season one Blu-ray. It shows the map of Westeros and Essos, and the locations and major buildings from each episode pop up from the surface of the map like intricate clockwork devices.              Each season has a recurring motif or theme, this season's is of betrayal. Although that's something that's a theme for the entire series, this is still most prominent in this episode, especially towards the latter half of the season. (Which I'll discuss in the spoiler section below.)
    A cool little factoid is that the first and last episodes of the season are named after two famous house mottos: the premiere is "Winter is Coming" (House Stark), and the finale is "Fire and Blood" (House Targaryen). The fifth episode also centers on the conflict between Houses Stark and Lannister, hence the title "The Wolf and the Lion".
     This is another fantasy franchise that is highly addicting and has a strong fan-base, and which has been engraved into popular culture, similar to the Middle-Earth and Harry Potter franchises although this show has a decidedly darker tone. Seriously, if you have no tolerance for lots of nudity or graphic violence, than just avoid this show. However, if you love good television, then by all means watch this series, you're guaranteed to love it.
    Game of Thrones is an excellent television series. It's epic, dark, cinematic, complex, intriguing, divisive, highly addictive, and entertaining as hell. It's a raw, unflinchingly brutal, and is the greatest fantasy show of all time. 5/5 stars.

Episode List:
One- "Winter Is Coming"
Two- "The Kingsroad"
Three- "Lord Snow"
Four- "Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things"
Five- "The Wolf and the Lion"
Six- "A Golden Crown"
Seven- "You Win or You Die"
Eight- "The Pointy End"
Nine- "Baelor"
Ten- "Fire and Blood"

(SPOILERS BELOW POSTER)

Season 1 Poster (Image: gameofthrones.wikia.com)



SPOILER segment: Seriously, if you haven't caught up yet, I urge you not to read ahead, if you simply don't care, well, that's your problem: At the end of the season, Ned Stark is betrayed by Petyr Baelish, and is charged with treason for trying to expose the truth about Prince Joffrey's heritage: he is the son of Cersei and her brother Jaime, not Cersei and Robert (who is now dead due to a hunting accident). Joffrey is now king, and he tells Sansa Stark that if she gets her father to recant his statement about Joffrey's parentage (which Joffrey still thinks is a lie), he will be merciful to him. This is of course a lie, and Joffrey has Ned publically beheaded, which even the cold Cersei tries to stop. Unfortunately, this unjust execution causes uproar (and for good reason, Ned was a noble and good-natured man who was only being honest), and Robb and Catelyn openly rebel and start to raise an army in the North to invade the South. The killing of Ned not only completely changes the direction of the series (he was the main character up until this point), but also shows that no one is safe in the series, anyone can die at any time. This execution also begins the War of the Five Kings, which dominates the next two seasons and the upcoming fourth season. Ironically, even though the series is all about this war, it's ultimately not that big a deal compared to two other forces that are revealed to be coming in the second season. Also, another major character, Khal Drogo, also dies at the end of this season, which again shows the series has the balls to kill off major/popular characters like Ned and Drogo. Speaking of which, at the end of the season finale, Dany enters a huge bonfire caused by Drogo's funeral pyre, carrying her three stone dragon eggs. Jorah and the Dothraki think she has gone insane and this is some strange suicide. However, in the morning Jorah and the clan are astounded to see Dany emerge from the ashes naked, completely unharmed, carrying three baby dragons. The biggest crawls on her soldier as the entire clan, along with Jorah, bow to her in awe. The little dragon lets out a triumphant screech as the season ends. (END OF SPOILERS)

Saturday, February 15, 2014

Top 50 Movies of All Time: Volume 1

This year I decided to count down my fifty favorite movies of all time. Again, this is all based on opinion, so if you feel a movie should've been on here or don't like a movie that shows up on the list, then that's just your personal opinion. I'll be releasing a volume every month, each one with between ten and fifteen films. Also, I'll place a list of some honorable mentions at the end of each top ten, rather than waiting til the last one and then including a huge list of films.

Criteria:
Personal opinion
No TV films or miniseries
However, I can group a series or film trilogy together as one story if I can't decide between them

50. The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus: Now, don't get me wrong, I like this movie more for the style, not the substance. This movie is pretty strange and surreal, but it also shows that Terry Gilliam hasn't lost his talent. It's got some incredibly unique visuals and is very colorful, and it's cool to see Heath Ledger's final performance. It's certainly no Joker (that was the best of his career), but it's a really good performance, and it's an interesting role: sort of an anti-hero, a tragic villain almost. The story itself is a little confusing and odd, but the camerawork and special effects are amazing and pretty much make up for whatever faults the movie might have.

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49. Con Air: Although this movie is incredibly over-the-top and cheesy, it's still a really enjoyable action movie. Even though Nicolas Cage is very dull and wooden throughout the entire run-time, and John Malkovich's villain is a bit too theatrical, the cast is actually pretty solid, it's pretty much all A and B-list actors. The action sequences are thrilling and well-executed, and even the soundtrack is pretty awesome. It's definitely a guilty pleasure of mine that I enjoy watching every once in a while for the nostalgia factor and for a few laughs.

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48. Pee-Wee's Big Adventure: Tim Burton's debut film is based off the successful television series starring Paul Reubens, this movie, like many of Burton's films, is...weird. Really weird. But weird in a good way. It follows the adventures of Pee-wee Herman, a strange man-child who is obsessed with his precious bicycle. When it is stolen by another man-child, who is his rival, Pee-wee travels across America to find it. This is another film I like for nostalgia. However, even though I watched it as a kid, I still recognize that it's definitely not for everyone. It still has the strangeness of the television show, and has some of Burton's trademark creepiness: Pee-wee encounters a strange truck-driver's ghost (Large Marge), and also has a nightmare involving terrifying clown doctors. Seriously, whose idea was it to put those things in the movie? Overall, it's an entertaining film that's got some colorful visuals, cool special effects, and some odd characters.

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47. The 7th Voyage of Sinbad: The first of Ray Harryhausen's fantasy film projects, this movie is actually incredibly influential. It revolutionized special effects (in particular, stop-motion), and inspired many filmmakers, including George Lucas, Peter Jackson, John Landis, James Cameron, Nick Park (Wallace and Gromit, Shaun the Sheep, Creature Comforts), and Henry Selick (The Nightmare Before Christmas, James and the Giant Peach, Coraline). The film has some bad acting, and the special effects look bad when compared to today's CG, but I think it's one of the better fantasy/adventure movies, especially when compared to its' competition at the time. Also, the stop-motion has to be appreciated, the amount of work that went into those effects is insane.



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46. The Blob: Steve McQueen stars in this classic 50's B-movie. It was his first lead role that led to his career as a major Hollywood star in films like Bullitt, The Thomas Crown Affair, The Getaway, The Magnificent Seven, The Towering Inferno, and The Great Escape. This film is not only entertaining and funny, but is a cult phenomena, with a Blob festival held annually in the small town where the film was shot. I can understand why this film had such a big impact: despite it's laughable-looking monster, it's actually a well-made monster movie. It's got a charming atmosphere, likable characters, and a cool opening song. I also understand why the people of that town hold the film so dear, I actually live in a fairly famous small town in California that holds a festival every year in honor of American Graffiti, one of the many films that was shot here, so I can relate. I really love this movie, it's another film that's brings me back to when I was younger.

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45. Carrie: Brian De Palma's haunting supernatural thriller is one of my favorite horror films. Although some things are changed from the book (and some of my issues with the film were resolved in the remake), it still holds up today as a haunting tale of one poor girl who has a really shitty life and just snaps. The infamous prom night massacre sequence is brilliant. It has such a tense buildup, it has you sitting on the edge of your seat up until the very end, when Carrie goes ballistic. Then De Palma makes the smart decision to have the camera have a split-screen to show Carrie facials expressions, and then simultaneously show her uses her telekinesis to destroy the high school gym. It's one of the most shocking endings to any horror film, and leaves the viewer pretty traumatized.


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44. From Dusk Till Dawn: Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriquez's mexploitation horror/action film is one of my favorite vampire movies. The first half features Tarantino and George Clooney as bad-ass criminal/murderer brothers and the run from the police and heading for the Mexican border. They eventually take a small family, the father of which is a faithless preacher (Harvey Keitel), hostage and force them to help them get across the border. The first half is a straightforward crime-thriller, and it's very tense and exciting, and it's filled with great Tarantino dialogue. Then, they reach this strip club called the Titty Twister, and then Salma Hayek does a strip tease for a bit, and then all hell breaks loose. Turn out this place is run by vampires who, at a certain time during the night, lock the doors and kill and eat the patrons. But this family and these two brothers won't go down without a fight. This whole movie is just crazy. The first half has a great story and dialogue. The second half is a well-done B-horror movie. The prosthetic makeup is excellent, and all the vampires are uniquely hideous. The action is fast-paced and reminiscent of an old exploitation movie. This is probably the movie that led to 2007's excellent Grindhouse, and this film is even more entertaining than that film was.

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43. Strangers on a Train: This Hitchcock classic is not only extremely well-acted, but it's still chilling to this day. The story of a mentally disturbed man who misunderstands a deal made with a stranger while on a train is tense and has excellent cinematography. Robert Walker's performance is excellent, and it's still pretty unsettling to this day, particularly the scene where he calmly stares at Farley Granger during a tennis match, his eyes focused on Granger despite everyone else's eyes following the tennis ball. It's one of Hitchcock's best, truly he is the master of suspense.

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42. Clerks: Kevin Smith's debut film is not only extremely quotable and entertaining, but also one of the best comedies ever made. The story of a couple of average joes working in a shitty convenience store, it's comprised of some funny and intriguing discussions about the important things in life: like in Return of the Jedi, were the Rebels right when they destroyed the second Death Star? Another film that shows how much someone can do on a shoestring budget.

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41. The Matrix: The Wachowski's hit science fiction film is definitely one of the best films of the 90's. Although there were some shitty sequels and abysmal game adaptations, nothing changes the fact that the original is a highly original and high-octane sci-fi thriller. It's got some pretty good CG, great fight sequences, unforgettable gun fights, and a creepy villain played by the great Hugo Weaving. Not to mention Laurence Fishburne's excellent portrayal of Morpheus, the leader of the human resistance. Keanu Reeves may not be the best actor, but I think he pulled off the Neo role really well. This is a movie I can watch every couple years and still be as blown away as when I first watched it.

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Honorable mentions: Cloud Atlas, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, There's Something About Mary, Time Bandits, Do the Right Thing, Idiocracy, Hoosiers, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, The King's Speech.