We move on through the 2013 films.

Let's get on with it!!!:

August:

300: Rise of an Empire (originally 300, Battle of Artemisia): Written by Zack Snyder, with none of the original cast. Maybe.

RED 2: A sequel to the highly acclaimed graphic novel-based action-comedy RED. Starring Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, Helen Mirren, John Malkovich, Neal McDonough, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Karl Urban, and Anthony Hopkins. YES!!!!

RoboCop (originally announed in 2008 for 2010 release, then 2012 release): WTF??? Wait, it's got Gary Oldman, Samuel L. Jackson, Hugh Laurie, and Jackie Earle Haley are in it? Maybe it will be bad-ass. Maybe.

Percy Jackson, Sea of Monsters: Another movie in this mediocre fantasy franchise. I hear the books are way better. So, get outside, go to a book store, go back inside, sit on your ass, read.

The Mortal Instruments, The City of Bones: I don't know what this is, except for it's got Lily Collins in it, and it's an action-fantasy teen film, probably a Twilight/Harry Potter/Hunger Games/Percy Jackson knock-off.

Leo the Lion: There is no info. besides it's a family comedy, it's a Weinstein Co. production, and it's animated.

Insidious Chapter 2: All the cast return, hopefully it picks up immeadietly where the first left off, answer some questions, present new ones. Gonna be sick.

September:

The Little Mermaid 3D: WTF?? You know what makes every classic better, 3-D!! A cheap gimmick. Coming soon: Willy Wonka, Wizard of Oz, Planet of the Apes, A Clockwork Orange, and Star Wars, in dazzling 3-D!!!!!!

Paranoia: A crime film with Liam Hemsworth (brother of Chris?), Gary Oldman, Harrison Ford, and Richard Dreyfuss. Fuck yes.

Runner Runner: A crime film with Ben Affleck, Justin Timberlake, and Anthony Mackie. Maybe.

October:

Sin City, A Dame to Kill For: FUCK YEAH!!! Aftr 8 years of waiting, a Sin City sequel/prequel is here! Frank Miller and Robert Rodriguez are back as directors/writers. Confirmed as returning cast members are Mickey Rourke, Jessica Alba, and Michael Madsen. There have been rumours of Bruce Willis returning in a short segment set before his story in the previous film. I imagine Rosario Dawson, Clive Owen, Benicio Del Toro, Davon Akoi, and Alexis Bledel will return because thye play big roles in this story. Elijah Wood and Carla Gugino will probably (unfortunately) not return due to the fact that they died in the preceeding film, and their characters do not play a big role in this story. Yes!!!

Untitled Henry Selick film: A Walt Disney animated feature, no info so far. But probably will be sick.

Captain Phillips: A biography starring Tom Hanks, Catherine Keener, and others. Cool. Hanks is an acting genius, so, it will probably be good.

The Seventh Son: A fantasy-action adventure film, following a 14-year-old apprentice of "The Spook", the apprentice happens to be the seventh son of a seventh son. Starring Jeff Bridges, Ben Barnes, and Julianne Moore. Maybe.

The Trick or Treaters: Another Weinstein animated film with no info. Probably a horror-Halloween film.

November:

Ender's Game: An upcoming sci-fi film based on the novel by Orson Scott Card. It stars Asa Butterfield, Harrison Ford, Ben Kingsley, etc. To be a combination of the first and second novels. Sounds cool.

White House Down: An action film directed by B-movie king Roland Emmerich (Independence Day, Anonymous, Godzilla remake, Stargate), with Maggie Gyllenhaal, James Woods, Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx, and Richard Jenkins.

Mr. Peabody and Sherman: A reboot of the classic animated shorts. Maybe.

One Direction 3D concert: NO!! Really? Do these idiots really think they'll last forever. Guess who else had concert films: Jonas Bros., Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber. Look how many people care about them. You are just another temporary studio cash cow. Fuck you, One Direction.

Thor, The Dark World: Yes!! I don't think the original was perfect, but I enjoyed it okay. This sounds awesome. The original cast, including Tom Hiddleston as Loki, Idris Elba as Heimdall, Anthony Hopkins as Odin, and Renee Russo as Frigga, are back. The only cast member missing is Joshua Dallas as Fandral, a warrior. He is replaced by Zachary Levi of Chuck, due to a scheduling conflict. The new villain is the powerful villain Malekith the Accursed, a major villain in the comics. Fuck yes!! (Sorry for the constant swearing.)

Hunger Games, Catching Fire: I have started to feel the original is pretty mediocre, so I'm not looking forward to this film too much.

Frozen: A Disney animated adventure comedy with Kristen Bell. Based on the Han Christrian Anderson tale The Snow Queen.

December:

Santapprentice: An animated Weinstein production. Again, no info. Funny enough, it's almost like they're doing a film for each season, Summer (Leo the Lion), Halloween (Trick or Treaters), and Christmas (this movie).

The Hobbit, Part II; I can't wait. But why does every single fantasy epic have to be split in two parts. As soon as Harry Potter did it, then every one did it. Twilight, The Hobbit, and finally the upcoming Mockingjay. The crew are contemplating splitting it into three parts. This book is half the size of the other movies, which you assholes left uncut. That's 4 hours without a bathrrom break. Four hours!!

Walking With Dinosaurs 3D: A 20th Century Fox animated family film. We all know those are always quality productions.

The Secret Life of Walter Milly: A Ben Stiller directed film, starring himself, SNL star and Bridesmaids writer and star Kristen Wiig, Patton Oswalt, etc. This might be good, but Ben Stiller holiday films go from good (Night at the Museum), to awful (Little Fockers). Maybe.