Die Hard series, part I: A Good Day to Die Hard.

Today, I look at, oh fuck it, let's get this over with.

A Good Day to Die Hard:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck. God, this fucking movie. It makes me want to cry, so I'll make this short. The action is unrealistic, the movie feels like it's 20 minutes long, the John McClane character is ruined, the characters are annyoing, there's no memorable villains, and the whole fucking ending makes no fucking sense. FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! 0/5 stars.

(And they're making another one, this makes Live Free or Die Hard look like Die Hard with a Vengeance.)

Check out Jeremy Jahns and spill.com's reviews (spill's audio review in fact) and Chris Stuckman's Youtube video on "Everything Wrong With Die Hard 5"

(By the way, there was a strip scene that the trailer showed, with publicity photos to boot, that was never shown in the film. Why?)




(Images: Huffington Post, Tumblr, containsmoderateperil.com)